Boebert

The shit you take after your first cup of coffee in the morning

"Boy was that a stinky Boebert"
"One minute, I'm finishing up my Boebert"

by DrJMontana June 15, 2022

boobze

A pair of female breasts that have been sprayed, soaked, or dumped on with a generous amount of liquor.

"Dam adam, check out Casey over there getting her boobze on!"

by Mr. Devereaux March 5, 2008

Boeberting

The act of getting high and groped in a crowded theater.

Me and Lauren went to the theater. I broke out my vape pen, and it wasn't long until she was Boeberting me.

by ElijahKay2022 September 16, 2023

boebert

Noun; Title given to individuals who exhibit behaviors of those regarded as pieces of human excrement.

“Did you see that guy just cut me off?”
“What a fuckin’ boebert, man.”

by The Smith. September 27, 2022

Beebzor

A person who is extremely good looking and has a beautiful rack

Jenny is a beebzor, I would love to date her.

by Katoluto October 7, 2009

boeby

Dick in Scottish

Example A : Your a boeby.

Example B : atleast i have a boeby

by Marco Mitkevicius November 12, 2019

Boebert

Sexual activity performed in a theater audience setting. "Giving a boebert" refers specifically to a manual sex act (e.g. a hand job), however the act may include other boorish behavior including vaping, talking loudly, taking selfies, and general disruption.

The term originated from an incident in September, 2023, when CCTV security footage for Beetlejuice, The Musical allegedly show Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R, CO) engaging in heavy-petting with a male companion.

Shirley gave me a Boebert during the Tucson Theater production of 'Dear Evan Hansen'.

by SlimerAndTheRealGhostbusters September 21, 2023