crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.

Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!

by Little Arnie May 13, 2016

Swamp Boating

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.

I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

sail boating

the act of pressing you nose against a flat chested woman and just blowing

Did you motorboat sarah's friend last night? Nope, just went sail boating, there where no boobs!

by Touge_Drifter September 19, 2012

show boating

The act of showing off, and or letting your ego roam free after you have done something extremely awesome.

After Peter made one touch down, he immediately started show boating.

by Ivan. Person. September 30, 2007

Poke Boating

A sexual act consisting of three or more lesbians mounted upon each other pleasuring as many oraphises as possible.

"I'd totally poke boat with them"
or
"Kit said he'd love to watch them poke boating"

by cutting rainbows April 8, 2009

Man Boating

An action similar to motor boating (the sexual act), except the breasts are replaced with testacles.

Cool summer nights are the best for man boating. Low enough but not sweating.

by Fojomojofojo June 25, 2014

Swamp Boating

To motor boat someones ass. This is a high risk activity and should not be performed at random.

I got drunk and spent the night swamp boating girls asses. Now my face smells like ass and is covered in what I am hoping is chocolate.

by The REAL Screg May 21, 2010