Bobbert

A Nickname for someone (anyone) named Robert, but only for those special enough to deserve to be called that. And Especially if you're cute !

'Hi Bobbert, how are you?"

by FallenAnjel July 8, 2010

boebert

Noun; Title given to individuals who exhibit behaviors of those regarded as pieces of human excrement.

“Did you see that guy just cut me off?”
“What a fuckin’ boebert, man.”

by The Smith. September 27, 2022

Booberty

The time in a girl's life when she begins maturing into a woman, as shown by her developing boobs.

"Wow, did you see what happened to Brittany over the summer? She must have hit booberty, because she sure is filling out that tank top."

by Kot September 23, 2005

Bobert

To get a hand-job in a crowded theater

Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.

by sittinherebored September 19, 2023

Boebert

Sexual activity performed in a theater audience setting. "Giving a boebert" refers specifically to a manual sex act (e.g. a hand job), however the act may include other boorish behavior including vaping, talking loudly, taking selfies, and general disruption.

The term originated from an incident in September, 2023, when CCTV security footage for Beetlejuice, The Musical allegedly show Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R, CO) engaging in heavy-petting with a male companion.

Shirley gave me a Boebert during the Tucson Theater production of 'Dear Evan Hansen'.

by SlimerAndTheRealGhostbusters September 21, 2023

Bobbert

A Bobbert is a small, elusive, woodlands creature with an appetite for all that is Doritos. Having a keen sense of 'n00b detection', he can identify new creatures to his domain in an instant. Using his magical leprachaun wings, he flies from tree root to tree root, hitting branches with his head along the way. According to recent studies, he has a primitive worship cycle in which he worships the 'Great Cheese'

The Bobbert just ran across my foot! He pissed on me! Shit!

by 009. One of the founders of Bobbert[TIE] September 13, 2003

boobertunities

optimal boob and or breast gazing/ogling opportunities

"Dude you you should come to the pool with me, there will be ample boobertunities."

by manny-katles-jojojo September 27, 2010