blunkett

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see

i gave her such a blunkett last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy

by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008

Blunket Blunken

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

blunker

while sitting on the can having bowel movement you have your girl give you a blow job.

"baby i forgot my magazine, get in here and give me a blunker"

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

blurk

Popular, conventional wisdom which may be factually right or wrong, but which loses meaning through frequent, often thoughtless repetition.

"Tommy never thinks for himself. He just repeats these blurks that he hears all day on CNN and then tries to pass it off as wisdom."

Examples of blurks:

"The Presidential election is important, but really, it's the Federal Reserve Chairman who's the most powerful man in the free world."

"We're the work hard/play hard college."

"The best thing about the Super Bowl is the commercials."

"Offense wins games, defense wins championships."

by Greg Page February 22, 2008

blunk

To be blazed and drunk

Last night I got so blunk I don't even know what went down wit that crazy japanese chik

by Weedies February 8, 2004

blunked

1. When one eye is more open then the other, lazy eye

2. A style of Modern Music,

1. That guy has one eye open and one eye shut, he looks blunked.

2. Chunky Phat Break Hop House

by Mr. Origarto October 1, 2006

Blunkett

"Blunkett" (or "blunketts") is an alternative slang word for the poker term "blind" (or "blinds"). This relatively new term is being used more and more, primarily in informal poker tournaments held in pub and casino poker rooms throughout the UK, and is one of the fastest spreading terms doing the rounds at the moment. The phrase is rumoured to have originated in one of the local poker halls in Swindon but has spread as far afield as Bristol Casino and Reading.

If you are left of the button then you are the "Small Blunkett" and the person to the left of him/her is the "Big Blunkett"

by Daryl Vino Rhino May 25, 2009