blumpernickle

farting while getting head

Yo, Tracy was down for giving me a blumpernickle after hitting up Taco Bell, think I'm gonna wife her up

by Doc Baggz December 25, 2014

lock bumpers

get so close... that the only thing gettin between me and the car ahead... is exhaust gas

When someone is trying to cut me off on the freeway and I'm in my old truck, I just lock bumpers and sqeeze 'em out.

by Tim Prince September 12, 2008

Bumpersticker

A tattoo located on a person's ass.

I had sex with a chick last night who had a fly bumpersticker.

by pinksmurf July 31, 2010

Blumper-Decker-Dactyl

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)

Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!

by CPSC October 4, 2010

Blumper Decker

Getting a blowjob while performing an upper decker

Did you here about slut last night giving him a blumper decker?

by Stevie Thunder April 25, 2009

vagina bumpers

Lesbians! Instead of taking the dick, they just bump vaginas to get turned on.

1 Sara and Lisa are in the back room vagina bumping, who the fuck invited them to the party? Wait, fuck it, where's the camera?!

2 Did you hear that Betty and Donna are vagina bumpers?! Go figure!

by saulisdead July 16, 2008

labia bumpers

When a man doesn't completely shave all of his pubic region and leaves a hairy area above the penis.

"Guys at the gym laughed at my labia bumpers, but I told them the ladies love it."

by Uromazing March 4, 2014