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blumkin berries

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You start with numorous insufficent wipes of the anus. Upon completion you should have an abundance of dry shit on the tips of your ass hair. Once all the shit has dried you pluck it out and put it into a plastic container(preferbly ziploc baggie for maximun freshness). You then take part in the act of sexual intercousre with a man/woman depending on your preference. After such act you pull out the baggie and feed the "blumkin berries" to your sexual partner like grapes.
dude, i just got mad burn with the blumkin berries on angela
by cash canoli January 27, 2010
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Blumkin (Reverse)

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The delicate art of getting shit sucked out of your arse while ejaculating.
Phil:Me and Sophie we're talking about doing a blumkin but then she suggested that we try the Blumkin (Reverse)!! I ended up having an orgasm in front of her.

Karl:I hear that's a common problem in America.
by DuttyWhoreUtd May 10, 2012
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When you get a blumkin and the "stuff" comes out and she drinks it.
He had me a blumkin spice latte last night it was great!
by Brian and Conor December 24, 2015
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blumkin facial

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When a man gives a woman a facial while taking a shit on the toilet.
John gave Jane a blumkin facial while squeezing out last night's dinner.
by NYC025 October 19, 2011
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I took her out for Mexican food and she had the blumkin spice .
by b143j September 13, 2016
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blumkin juice

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it is a special concoction of hard alcohol that is clear and looks like water mixed into a empty bottle of the Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop.
Yo pass me that bottle of Blumkin juice I'm trying to get drunk
by Real10374 February 5, 2025
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blumkin juice

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a concoction of various hard clear water looking alcohol mixed together in a Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop bottle that has been emptied and stored in freezer
yo give me water I'm really thirsty says J Cole

"hands him blumkin juice instead "
yo what is this this taste terrible says J Cole

its blumkin juice says Asher Keddie
by blumkin juice bartender February 6, 2025
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