bloched

bloched
1. (adjective) To be bloched. Generally used as a negative term.

Sorry man, but you're bloched.

by blocher123 November 28, 2016

blowchunk

the act of vomiting while giving a blowjob. synonyms include yackjob.

I got my first blowchunk the other night. I'm glad that puke didn't get on my dick or she would have got a strawberry shortcake.

by Mario Fillini September 6, 2007

Marked&Bloched

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.

I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!

by oldman99 July 26, 2011

Blotchetarian

The word to describe where the sun is out but there are many, quite badly defined, clouds in the sky. Normally occurs on summer mornings following uplift of mist or humid conditions during breakdown of summer weather into thundery weather.

'There are too many clouds to sunbathe in these blotchetarian weather conditions.'

by mids99 June 8, 2010

Blowheenie

A blowjob, or oral sex

"Hey Tyler, did that chick give you a blowheenie last night?"

by Geenus October 30, 2011

blowchi

When a girl gives you a blow job while she's eating Mochi.

Dude, I heard Mary gave Kevin a Blowchi friday night. He said it was gooey and refreshing.

by Victoryismine52 May 18, 2017

Blobchen

Blobchen can be used as a substitute to any verb or noun in the german language

Das ist sehr Blobchen

by CrownedClown3 August 20, 2020