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Bloation

To eat and drink in excess so much on vacation that your stomach gets bloated..
Dude, I ate and drank so much on the first day of vacation that I got “bloation”…..
by Marcdfordeath007 June 17, 2021
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blowcational School

An institute which focuses solely on the the art of giving a blowjob. A student will gain both the art of presentation and technical skills to master the most advanced techniques of felatio. This course will show how to barter for proper compensation of service while striving to improve humanity and quality of life as a whole. Advanced Jengineering classes are offered to those who seek dominance and recognition as a certified throatGOAT.
Jen struggled to pass her SAT and placement testing her senior year leaving her no choice but to follow her dream of attending Blowcational School after graduation.
by Pedro freshcobar April 1, 2022
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Blowtion

rubbing cum into the skin for softness
Roberta gave me such a great blowjob last night. When I came all over her she rubbed all my blowtion on her tits. She says it makes her skin nice and soft.
by tjaktjak June 11, 2011
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Blowcation

A location that is ideal for giving a blow job.
"Think we just stumbled upon a new blowcation in this gloriously, dark in this parking lot, sweetie. Take off your pants!"
by ladysmut August 22, 2009
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blowcation

1. A euphemism for blowjob, but for those who enjoy the act, and therefore do not view it as a "job."
2. A way for men to enhance the marketability of the act that is unsavory to some women.
"Rough day at the office? Honey, you look like you could use a blowcation."
by gruntumolani November 1, 2011
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blowcation

Same as saying blowjob while both, making the experience sound less like a job and more like a vacation.
Tonight you can rest your pussy and give me a blowcation.
by wilderman February 16, 2017
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Standing Blovation

A man receiving felatio from a woman who is short enough (generally a midget) to achieve the act while both are standing on the same surface. Taller men may be able to achieve this with non-midgets.
I went to see that midget stripper and she gave a Standing Blovation for an extra $50.
by Willy wonkdick July 15, 2015
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