clouf-booter

An old french man who steals the buttons off of women's clothing and then hides the buttons under his foreskin. After about a week or two of not washing, the buttons will become gooey and encrusted with smegma. After the man has accumulated 100 buttons under his foreskin, he finds an empty baby food jar, peels his foreskin back, and then scraps off all of the buttons into the jar. After collecting several jars, the man then hides around town in bushes and other areas of concealment; and when a lady is about to pass by, he opens a jar and jumps out in the open, throwing a handful of buttons at the woman and yells CLOUF-BOOTEN!

That clouf-booter should be arrested for public indecency!

by ThePrarieNigger February 23, 2014

Late Bloomer

People who experience a delayed heyday in their 20s and/or 30s, when they finally have the factors (social and/or job status, money, body, looks, etc.) to get laid and gain attraction/popularity among the opposite sex. These people were typically categorized as nerds/geeks back in high school.

He was such a dweeb in high school, but after graduating from Harvard and earning six figures in hedge fund, he's become a late bloomer.

by ke$ha_tiktok January 25, 2010

Bloosters

A fancy (less common and less boring) name for the biceps of the upper arm.

Wow he has huge bloosters.

I usualy work my chest and bloosters on the same day.

Blooster development is critical for all bodybuilders.

by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009

Bloomerdust

A substance or influence, with an apparently magical effect. Brought to America from Ireland centuries ago, it renders Irishmen in general and Hagan's in particular to fits of childish behavior. Such as waking up naked in cornfields in the wee hours of the morning, howling at the moon, leaving their wives and family's for butt ugly women with peanut butter legs and other acts of deprivation. Folk's believe they have been "Sprinkled by the fairy's with Bloomerdust." There is no known cure for it, only time may help.

That poor man has been hit with the Bloomerdust.

by TaishoTears July 9, 2014

blotter

A small, square piece of absorbant paper usually containing one hit of LSD. Usually chewed and swallowed.

Let's buy a sheet of blotter.

by Carmel February 21, 2005

blootered

Intoxicated with liquor

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.

by T July 15, 2002

blooperboy

blooperboy, also known as RJH, is a word you use to describe the biggest faggot you know. Being a blooperboy is the most shameful thing a person can be, being a blooperboy means you get absolutely 0 bitches, and you're as gay as a faggot can be. Hobbies of a blooperboy include, watching scat hentai, watching futa hentai, watching loli hentai, crying like a bitch and taking dick up your battyslice

me: Can you stop watching loli hentai in the nursery!
blooperboy: No!

by NardoCS July 29, 2020