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Mikael Blomkvist

The male protagonist of Steig Larsson's Millenium Trilogy. Intelligent, caring, and a ladies man of respect. Helped solve the 40-year mystery of the disappearance of Harriet Vanger while working with Lisbeth Salander, possibly the most awesome female protagonist ever.
Mikael Blomkvist was hired to help Henrik Vanger find his neice in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, helped bring to justice several members of a sex-trafficking ring in the Girl Who Played With Fire, and stood by Lisbeth's side when she was on trial for crimes she didn't commit.
by Villainouspandora September 20, 2010
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Netflix and chill, for the old fashioned folks. Often done on horseback, on the way to the swimming hole.
Reginald requested a brief blockbuster and cock thruster on our way to the theater.
by rickleston September 22, 2016
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blockstarplanet

A game where you play as an avatar and do in obstacle courses and chat with friends. You can go to chat rooms and have fun.
Person 1:Hey
Person 2: Hey
Person 1:Are you on BlockStarPlanet yet?
by hello_pepolesez_1 June 9, 2018
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blacklish

A form of English, spoken by black people. Black people tend to slip up in their speech, usually when angered, to a language that can not be easily understood. This type of language is found most often in black females.
Example 1:

Laquandah: You'z a big fat ugly bitch!
Shaniquah: What chu talkin' bout' I'ma beat yo black ass mothwerhs fuckajlk lkjasdo youiasd sdtusdpid biothviuhch the point where English turns into Blacklish.

Example 2:
Just listen to a Missy Elliot song.
by not a rascist person March 26, 2008
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blockbuster

A major motion picture, very successful at the box office.
Titanic was a blockbuster hit!
by Don April 15, 2004
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on the block list

to block someone on any social medias
that nigga stressing me out imma put him on the block list
by gggdude November 9, 2018
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Blockbustards

those unfortunate friends who have the uncanny ability to hunt down the shittiest movies your local Blockbuster has available.

their movie prowess also works in the opposite way, meaning they will reject any movie of substance if they haven't heard of it or if it makes them think about life in any way shape or form.
Friend: "Hey guys! We should watch Moon, I heard it was really good."
Blockbustards: "No way. Why watch that crap when we can watch G. I. Joe?" or "I'll do you one better. How 'bout a Madea movie?!"
by Dr. Sassafrass April 8, 2010
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