german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.

"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"

by roflzorz November 18, 2007

Blackface

Enhancing or exaggerating your features and color of skin to represent another race usually in a offensive way.

Sara is really rasist she posted a picture of her fully blackfaced

by Ealhlteihbcaitm July 10, 2017

bitch blockade

Similar to a cockblock, but involving females.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.

Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.

by Edgar's #1 July 19, 2011

brickface

A face without any emotions.

Look at his brickface, it changes never, think once more if you really want to date this possible scumbag...

by SiegrunH2 June 22, 2013

Brickfaced

Very drunk. Usually a result of getting caught in Bricksand.
Term originated at The Brick Bar and Grill, West Haven CT.

Last night I got completely Brickfaced after being trapped in Bricksand for 6 hours.

by ScottPeter February 7, 2015

sub-saharan blockade

When a group of Sub-Saharan, black, kids walk hella show in the hallway with all their niggas, and decide to take up the whole hallway. They may or may not do this unintentionally, but make the hallway impassable.

Teacher "Why are you late to class?"
Student "I got caught behind a Sub-Saharan Blockade"

by Ohabthearab June 24, 2016

brickface

when your face looks like its been hit by a brick repeatedly.

Jaber: Hey guys look at my girlfriend.
Guy1: Damn she's brickfaced.

by Anthony March 11, 2004