This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
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derives from a combination of the words Black and Crusader
1. a black person who does everything in his/her power to make literally everything seem racist against black people
2. any black person who doesn't accept equality among humans
derives from a combination of the words Black and Crusader
1. a black person who does everything in his/her power to make literally everything seem racist against black people
2. any black person who doesn't accept equality among humans
Robby: Remember that spoof music video 'white and nerdy'?
Billie: Yea?
Robby: I heard a Blackader is complaining because it "demeans" 'black people'
Billie: That's outrageous!
Billie: Yea?
Robby: I heard a Blackader is complaining because it "demeans" 'black people'
Billie: That's outrageous!
by WhatKandaKFC March 10, 2019
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The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.
by Rockkickass November 5, 2014
Get the Boner blockade mug.When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.
by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018
Get the Brown blockade mug.An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.
"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."
by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020
Get the Cockade Blockade mug.Blocking the anus of someone and not letting anything pass through, while forcing other things out of the person (e.g. shit, from the mouth or the nose as there isn't any alternate path for the shit to go out.
James couldn't get the last piece of shit out of his anus, so he went through the night with anal blockade.
by Trxllxd May 29, 2022
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