blinded

Being so stoned that you're unaware of your surroundings; Being under the influence of large ammounts of weed, pot, or marijuana; Also, see high, blazed, baked,blitzed.

I smoked so much weed that I was blinded. I didn't even know my name. It was fucking awesome!

by Lady smokesalot October 10, 2008

blind

visually impaired or drunk

Homer was blind when he arrived on Ios, so was I.

by Father Billy April 11, 2004

blind

To be heavily under the influence of alcohol and being in a black out unresponsive state.

"Dude I bottled Caspar last night at the train station , i was so Blind."

"Did you hear about Huddo? He was so blind and pissed his mums bed"

by jonjoshelvey10 August 8, 2019

Blinded

Walmart Corpse

Blinded - A nickname for people who sounds like a walmart version of CORPSE Husband

by TheFrostyBacon June 5, 2021

Blinding

When you receive a BJ and at the crucial moment you whip your knob out and jizz all over her face, getting it in her eyes and causing the eyelids to stick together temporarily blinding her

Katie gave me a great shiner last night but went garrity when I pulled out and shot my load all over her face getting it in her eyes and blinding her

by Philphee-phil August 30, 2023

blinded

Going by the way something seems and not what's actually possible. Unable to see what is right in front of you because of pre-existing thoughts or ideas you may have. 2Pac used this word a lot.

Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back/
and in my mind I'm a blind man doin time/
we took a minus, and now the hard times are behind us, turned to a plus, now we stuck, livin blinded/ - 2Pac

by dudubrown November 4, 2006

Blind Blind Blind date

When you go on a blind date with a blind person who blinds you.

Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.

by Word Authority of USA June 3, 2022