Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

by Woms1 April 20, 2023

Pet blinge

Fancy jewelry for pet collars and the like.

Fefe had a rhinestone collar for pet blinge.

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Blinker

When you're smoking a Wax Pen, and take a hit so long, the button starts to blink.

Johnny: Dude, I just hit a fucking blinker on my pen. Jason: Fuck bro, are your lungs ok?

by X23Hailway June 16, 2018

Need-blind

When you need something so bad, that you can't see it even if it's in front of your face.

I looked at the key holder ten times, but I was so need-blind I couldn't find my keys.

by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman June 23, 2018

Blintharking

Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.

"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."

by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019

a Blinker

taking a hit off of your dab pen until your pen literally starts blinking and ends the hit.

“bro let me take a blinker”

“nah man i don’t have that much oil left for you to be taking blinkers”
“ugh i have to stop taking blinkers, i’m so high”
“i can’t even take a blinker, i just start coughing”

by computerboy January 19, 2021