Blew Chip

Blew Chip -- A stock that is hyped and touted by Wall Street as a must own investment winner that ends up BLOWING UP much like Enron, Worldcom and what eventually most other stocks will probably do over the next decade or so.

Flabby Jo Cohen of Goldwoman Sucks told me to buy some Blew Chips but they Blew Chunks and cost me a fortune losing my family's life savings.

by Jeff D April 24, 2003

Blew Drew

After you blow dry hair. Past tense of blow drying.

I blew drew my hair.

by Blonde Bishop October 6, 2011

blew a shift

when you get carried away while having sex and you pull out to far and slam it into the woman's (or man's if that's your deal) ass, side of the pussy or side of the leg..

o shit..I was fucking my woman last night and blew a shift..now I can fuck around corners..

by Dave Ackmed September 17, 2006

blew beets

Throwing up, vomit

Star just blew beets on the couch

by Blue beets September 22, 2017

Blew up

To get really fat.

I ran into my ex the other day, damn she blew up.

by Bluesoju February 10, 2012

blew a rod

To become so infused with anger that she looses all self control. The background to this saying refers to an engine's pistons that push down on the push RODS.

The wife was so extremely angry at the husband for not boinking her, she blew a rod.

by libertybell1424 April 16, 2012

Blew Balloon

A blew ballon happens when someone misunderstands that a "blow-job" is a figurative use of speech and actually blows into the penis which causes the scrotum to inflate like a large balloon and to turn dark blue.

Dude, did you hear about George? Kate was giving him head and misunderstood what a blow job was. She blew into his penis like she was blowing up an innertube and caused his ballsack to inflate like a beachball, giving him a blew balloon. He has been in the hospital for three days but the doctors are not hopeful that his scrot will ever return to normal size and are advising against his ever being able to windsurf again.

by DeePeaPlez January 18, 2021