God Bless You

When someone says "god Bless You" You are obligated to smack yourself in the face before five seconds passes. This "game" originated in New Jersey by the name of a fellow named Christopher Wheeler and another by the name of Matt Boyle. This game has been active for about 5 or six years now and is popular in the Tri-State area (NJ, NY, CT, PA and just expanded to TN)

Someone says "god bless you bitch"

You Smack yourself in the face before they pelt you in the face.

God Bless You by Christopher J. Wheeler October 8, 2006

god bless you

people's way of starting a conversation

"god bless you, oh, and by the way, what's your name"

god bless you by etlkj November 14, 2003

God Bless You

After cumming in a person's mouth, you hit them in the back of the head or make them laugh and it will come out their nose. Also see the Dragon's Breath.

Rob gave Sarah a God Bless You and a kleenex.

God Bless You by Tyler Stebbins July 20, 2006

Blanket Bless You 

A Blanket Bless You is given to a person who is constantly sneezing - and covers the entire day, so that you don't have to keep saying "bless you" every twenty-seven seconds.

My mom suffers from seasonal allergies, and, yesterday, she was sneezing so much I finally issued a Blanket Bless You.

Blanket Bless You by Kalisiin April 25, 2014

selective bless-you 

When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.

"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."

selective bless-you by Sir Jobeykobra April 13, 2014

Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!

A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!

Dog bless you by 2muchrush September 22, 2022

may the mods bless you 

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.

someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!

may the mods bless you by #LGCC9CCPP September 1, 2021