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Bears With Guns

Brown bears that use automatic firearms. Extremely dangerous.
They are known for being more dangerous and powerful than the "Bear Cavalry", and their service to hostages rescue.
Richard: We're being defeated!
William: Keep shooting! Don't let them catch us!
Richard: Wait! What's that in the distance!?
William: It's a Bears with Guns platoon! We're saved!
by Urik March 26, 2008
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Grimmington Bears

An utterance to be heard when one experiences a situation that is the epitome of hairy horrid. Should one ever find oneself in such a situation, one may be said to have been visited by the Bears Grimmington.

The collective noun varies between a Smack of Grimmington Bears and a Creep of Grimmington Bears, dependent upon the suddenness of the horrid occuring.
Example 1;
Person 1: "You seen what time it is???"
Person 2: "Yea its like 4AM, we've been gaming for hours"
Person 1: "Oh Grimmington Bears"
Person 2: "Lolwut"

Example 2;
Person 1: "Did you just see me stack that 360 just now?"
Person 2: "Yea, looked like you were visited by a smack of Grimmington Bears"

Example 3;
Person 1: "Dude, I had such a good wet dream about your sister last night."
Person 2: "That's just sick, you really need to see a specialist"
Person 1: "Yea, when I woke up though, I whole creap of Grimmington Bears were huddled around the foot of my bed"
by Ewok500 September 23, 2010
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da bears

"da bears!"
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bleargh

An exclamation used to emphasize the state of being ready to shoot yourself in the ass twice out of boredom and the complete lack of motivation to complete any work.
by ljds July 12, 2008
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Da Bears

1.) How a true Chicagoan refers to the Chicago Bears.

2.) A term made famous by Saturday Night Live's very own Bill Swerski's Super Fans. Actors/Comedians include: Joe Mantegna, Mike Myers, Chris Farely, Rob Smigel and Kevin Nealon (All whom have some connection to the great city of Chicago).

3.) The proper way to toast to Da Bears.
1.) Chicagoan accent:

Bill:"Aye Bob, you gonna watch da game on sunday?"
Bob: "You mean Da Bears versus the Seahawks? Are you friggin' kiddin' me? Whataya, stupid?"
Bill: "Just askin'..."

2.) Super Fans Sketch:

Bill Swerski: Good afternoon, my friends, and welcome to "Bill Swerski's Super Fans"! I'm Bill Swerski, and with me, as always, are the Super Fans: Pat Arnold..

Pat Arnold: Hey, Bill.

Bill Swerski: ..Todd O'Conner..

Todd O'Conner: while chewing his food Bill.

Bill Swerski: ..and Carl Wollarski.

Carl Wollarski: How ya' doing, Bill?

Bill Swerski: Alright, we're talking here, live from Ditka's, in the heart of Chicago, Illinois. The city of big shoulders, and home, of course, to a certain football team, which has carved out a special place in the pantheon of professional football greats. That team, which is known the world over, as.. Da Bears!

Superfans: Da Bears!!

3.) Toast:

Johnny:"For Da Bears winning da Superbowl this year, I pruhpose a toast to DA BEARS!"
Everyone: "Daaaa Bears!!!"
by chitowngal January 17, 2011
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blearg

A response to something disappointing or overwhelming. Interchangeable with Ugh...
Scenario: Your boss brings you a project that will take 3 weeks and asks for it tomorrow.

Your response: "Blearg"
by Gigab May 20, 2008
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blearch

To search within a blog.
Frank: "Hey man, you should look for that post in my blog!"
Mark: "Yeah dude, I'll blearch it when I get home."
by Rock Haskell May 11, 2009
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