pig blap

When someone gets hit in the face with a penis or penis like object (dildo) and leaves a mark in the shape of the object.

Like when you get a mushroom tatto, that's getting pig blapped.

by Sasha U. May 2, 2006

Blarpo

Fat personified. The state of being beyond obese.

The most concentrated fat in existence.

Although the man was obese at 946 pounds, in no way was he close to being blarpo.

by Peter Joseph Cryns January 30, 2009

Happy Blapping

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.

Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"

by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006

blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

blapse

to hit, punch. from the greek blapto - to hurt or harm

I blapsed this rudeboy

by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003

blarp

(onomatopoeia)
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.

2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.

3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.

4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.

1. "I thought you put your cat on a diet. She still seems a bit blarpish."

2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"

by pipesmcgavin June 20, 2010

Blasphemy Slap

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

by AtticMonster April 3, 2008