Ghetto Blastoff

The first hit of Crack-Cocaine one receives for free from their local Crack dealer.

Lashonda's Ghetto Blastoff landed her kids with Social Services.

by IAmTheBatt September 26, 2010

Blastoise

An awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell.

That blastoise used hydro pump to get in the bank and steal the money.

by I_Destroy_all September 5, 2010

Blastoise

One of the great water pokémon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK!

mmmmMmmmmmmmMmmmmmm! wet cock...

by longis. November 29, 2004

Blastonomy

The study of NASA's Apollo and Space Shuttle Missions

I took a Blastonomy course on YouTube focusing on Apollo 13.

by tmanfresno May 31, 2009

blatto

A phrase used to describe the state of mind during a heavy drinking session. Usual characteristics of some one who is 'blatto' are hyperactivity, increased verbal noisage and unmatchable-sexual-disco-dancing.
Continued drinking may lead to the victim become blattered.

Person A: Yo Mr Orogato, Lets get Blatto!
Mr Orogato: Sick mate, but I am already blattterred!!
Person A: Ok lets dance!
/Mr Orogato humps Person A's Leg while doing the Robot!

by halooooom September 8, 2008

blantonize

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

Blastoise

A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her.

Note: water guns can be replaced with male penis's

Me and my friend blastoised each other

by berry-chaan September 9, 2010