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French Baton

When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.
I totally gave this girl who was giving me head last night a French Baton
by Swedish Jesus May 23, 2010
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blatantize

Making something extremely or ridiculously obvious for unknown or stupid reasons.
Why must he blatantize the fact that he is a moron?
by XA-9 October 11, 2008
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meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
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anglo-blaxon

A person whose background is of more than one race and includes both of the following: African and English

and dislikes the term Halfrican
(on a information form)

Race (x the most applicable race for you)
Black
White
Native American
Other X: anglo-blaxon
by doubleddanie December 6, 2009
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Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)

This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (NF) from the previous years.

Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).

Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)

Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.

Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.

Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.
Oh dear Raj, the skin headed men approaching us seem to be suffering from 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' I do hope we don't catch 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' from them!
by Alexander P Jones December 4, 2010
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alaina beaton

Singer and songwriter for the Porcelain and the Tramps.

And no dumbshits, she is not "yours" or anyone else's. Contrary to popular belief, women aren't objects that you can claim. You'd think you shitheads would get the hint that she's not the kind of person who'd appreciate that judging from the music she writes.
"I'm the fucking king of the world, get on your knees. Do as I please."

"Don't get in my face
Don't invade my space
I'll put you in your place
I'll only tell you once
I'll never tell you twice
And this is me being nice"

-Alaina Beaton
by dance179 September 19, 2009
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Baton Rouge Handshake

The customary greeting between two people in Baton Rouge. One person unsuspectingly sticks their finger into the other's butt hole; only to immediately walk away, never to be seen again.
That girl took Nate onto the dance floor and gave him the ol' Baton Rouge Handshake.
by louisianaLegend February 4, 2021
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