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Blastoise

The sexual act in where a man deprives himself of any sort of sexual activity for 3 months for the sole purpose of saving up sperm, then, with he's with his main biddie, he busts it all off on her face like a hydro pump!
"Yo that bitch Susmita? Yeah I gave her a fucking Blastoise, blat blat blat!"
by Bloood October 30, 2010
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blastoiseing

When u puss all over your partner, whilst saying you don't have enough badges to train me.
I was blastoiseing my girl so hard last night.
by Bull111117 January 25, 2017
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Blastoise King

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.
by Blastoise King April 19, 2006
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Blastoise

Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.
Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!

Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!
by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009
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Blastoiseing

When you hold your nut in several days till max capacity and then during sex as you gush semen out of your canon, yell “hydro pump!” To then curl up in your shell and go do sleep after a battle well done.
After a long month of No Nut November, Tyler went Blastoiseing. Best sleep he ever had. Turns out his wife is pregnant though. They are expecting a lil squirtle in 9 months.
by Itslitfam January 5, 2021
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blastamist

funny, hilarious, only people that fuck can say it
you don’t fuck that was blastamist
by abcgoat443 March 16, 2020
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Blastissimo

Music that is so loud the quality decreases. A term used by acoustic musicians for when the volume of music is so great the actual sound is distorted as a result. This is similar to how screaming isn't just louder than speaking, but also raspier. Blastissimo doesn't have a set decibel level, nor is it defined by audience preference, but defined by the ability of musician and instrument to produce melodious sounds.
Play it louder
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Louder!
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I SAID LOUDER!
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JUST FORGET ABOUT PLAYING IT RIGHT AND PLAY IT AT BLASTISSIMO!
by rxg8er April 26, 2020
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