Blastoising

When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.

We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.

by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018

Blastoise King

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.

You are SO Blastoise king!

by Blastoise King April 19, 2006

Blastoise, it's party time

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).

You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

Blastoising

Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk

I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Blastoise

Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion

Blastoise, go!

by Hugog November 19, 2019

Blastoise

When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"

I was gonna give that Bitch a Blastoise but she didn't want a hose in the bedroom

by denser then you March 5, 2019

Dominique Pelicot Is Blastoise

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😱:Dominique Pelicot Is Blastoise

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025