Blumpting

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

by y0m4m4 October 13, 2008

Blamp

To drive or crash a car.

I just blamped the car running from the cops

by Numbka5xk April 8, 2023

Blamatory

To be in the act of blaming somebody.

She was being blamatory, but it wasn't my fault.

by lisa78626 January 17, 2008

Blumptruck

Getting a blumpkin(getting a blowjob while taking a shit) and dumptrucking(Pooping in someone's mouth while they give a rimjob). At least 3 people are required for this.

Guy 1:" So I hear stacey and kelly give a mean blumptruck"
Guy 2: "damn dude, I knew they were whores, but I honestly didn't think they would go that far."

by JenkemJenkins October 21, 2010

Reverse Blumpty

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a rim-job while taking a piss.

1: Man, I was just taking a piss when this girl stuck her tongue up my arse.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.

by Pimp-Master J August 30, 2008

Brampton

Brampton is a city northwest of Toronto maybe like a 30 minute drive. Brampton is known for all the accidents the city has as well as being a minority city. The city is fill with south asians and Caribbean’s as well as having a large presence of Europeans.

Jay: yeo what city are you from?
Daniel: I’m from Brampton styll

Jay: oh word? How is it like over there?
Daniel: it’s very multicultural man, can’t complain.

Jay: cool cool, stay safe on those roads tho man.

by Brampton June 21, 2020

Blumptendo

Getting a blowjob while playing a videogame of any kind.

I was getting this Blumptendo while online lastnight. I swear to god, just as I came, I no-scoped this noob halfway across the map.

by ClusterChuck October 13, 2011