blagging my head

to be annoyingly confused by something

dude1:-your mum's your dad's grandma
dude2:-woah youre blagging my head!

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

Chillbro Baggins

The act of chilling like a hobbit.The phrase is often used when under the influence of an alcoholic substance or a drug. This word has grown to common use in the school districts of Northern Massachusetts and Southern New Hampshire, by teenagers, who like repeating the same phrases.

Kevin: Yo Whats up bro? Wanna chillbro baggins?
Tug: Kevin, please quit saying that, you sound lame.
Matt: How Lame?
Tug: Medium.
Matt: How Medium?
Tug: Jesus of Nazareth
Kevin: (sarcastically mimicking) Jesus of Nazzzzaaaarreetthh!

by hart31 May 29, 2010

Anal Baggins

Anal Baggins is the act of inserting your penis into a womans anus and sliding in your balls into her vagina, thus teabagging her.

Dude as soon as i administered the Anal Baggins she was beggin for more.

by Fuckin Fuck Master May 29, 2008

douche baggins

A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.

friend 1: whats up with geoff today?
friend 2: i know hes being such a douche baggins

by The Dartmouth Kid August 17, 2011

Bilbo Baggins Pants

Gray sweat pants jaggedly cut off at the knee, commonly worn around the house. However, sometimes seen in public places like the grocery store and Walmart.

A unique way of recycling old school sweat pants with the ugly elastic ankle bands into shorts.

"Those bilbo baggins pants look nice with your sport sandals"
"Why you go wearing bilbo baggins pants all the time?"

by Gelatin Trotter April 15, 2013

Feeling a little Bilbo Baggins

A combination of emotions that leave you feeling "Thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread"

Symptoms of a Bilbo may include but are not limited too feeling burnt out, overwhelmed, panicked, anxious, depressed, claustrophobic and stressed.

If untreated the individual may become so overwhelmed, that they declare their intention to leave and never return. Also known as going "Full Bilbo".

Person 1: Mate you look like absolute shit.
Person 2: Just work stuff, feeling a little Bilbo Baggins you know?
Person 1: No not at all?

by I need a holiday February 3, 2023

Scroto Baggins

When two guys are together, guy 1 tucks his sack back between his legs, while guy 2 sucks his sack and nose fucks his anus

Roger was giving Thomas the Scroto Baggins, when Thomas farted and it smelled like noodles.

by Gayfer10 October 29, 2007