Bitchtits

1. A derogatory name for a friend who has achieved ultimate failure. The phrase is often accompanied by a disappointed look and facepalm and/or head shake.

2. It may also be supplied in a command.

1. Rachel - "Omg! Did you know July 4th is the Fourth of July????"

Tyler - "Oh Bitchtits... *facepalm* just... just no."

2. Travis - "Yo Bitchtits, Grab me a soda!"

Brandon - "Ok!"

by sweetsighlullaby September 20, 2012

bitchtits

Nickname occasionally given to overweight males because of their large breasts.

Bitchtits was late to the party last night because his fat ass was too busy eating to get there on time.

by Jackson! December 1, 2003

Bitch titty fuck

The act of titty fucking a man with bitch tits.

I know that he's a man, but I want to bitch titty fuck those so bad!

by TJ Griers March 18, 2008

bitch titty fucker knock

the act of performing intercourse with a woman.

That bitch titty fucker knock was amazing last night

by Vacalumptious Dametrix Jeffers April 11, 2008

bitchtits

what happens when weightlifters/bodybuilders take too much steriods - big, womanly breasts.

by James September 10, 2003

bitchtits

a man bearing a female trait in the chestical region

a friend who is a virgin

hey bitchtits come here

by yosterr4 October 24, 2011

bitchtitude

The highest possible estimated bitchiness somone can be based on thier normal personality.

Man, my roommates GF has a high bitchtitude. She's a fucking snob.

by Gatz June 22, 2006