bitchlocks

Usually in female punk and shaved hairstyles, two pieces of hair left on the side of the head above or in front of the ears.

That chick's hair would look a lot hotter with bitchlocks.

by russiangopher September 27, 2006

bitchprick

a hetero male (metrosexual or otherwise) who participates in being catty and/or bitchy in an otherwise stereotypically feminine fashion, but without loss of masculinity; simultaneously being a bitch and a prick; bitch + prick

Female friend: "Remember X from high school?"
Male friend: "THAT cow? She'd hike her skirt for a lollipop, much less love."
Female friend: "Wow--who's being a bitchprick today?"

"My best friend is a nice guy but he disses people a lot--a real bitchprick."

by Ph(abulous) D(iva) July 30, 2009

Bitchicidous

A common disease in this generation of people.
Pronounced: (Bitch-i-si-dus)

Symptoms:
Wagging School for no reason
calling sick days for no reason
bitching about a tiny injury (scratched knee)
bitching about a little cold
being a bitch in general

Wade: Doctor whats wrong with me? I'm so sick I feel like im dying.
Doctor: You have the common cold and a severe case of bitchicidous, I recommend you take this concrete pill and harden the fuck up.

by Doctor Wasabi June 20, 2011

bitchsack

A person who is so annoying that you would rather be bitch slapped in the scrotum than have a conversation with them.

I can't even be in the same room with that bitchsack.

by Slappin' bitches January 3, 2006

Bitchquick

A pancake mix, similar to Bisquick, except that it is solely consumed by women during their time each month. It is believed to be the source of womankind's bitchiness during this cycle. It is an illicit substance, but completely untracable.

Tom: Hey Jennie! How's it going?
Jennie: Don't give me that "how's it going" crap!!! Your such a fucking ass leave me alone!
Tom: Whoa... did you eat Bitchquick this morning?

by Glomwill January 31, 2008

bitchfuck

A form rage filled outburst usually used when in pain.

Bitchfuck! I just stepped on a fucking nail!

by M. Hynes August 6, 2003

bitchcocker

a guy that is acting like a bitch and being a total dick at the same time.

" i can't believe he parked in MY spot, ill just key his car!"
"dude, stop being such a bitchcocker".
"yeah he's a bitchcock, he was bitching about the most useless shit last night "
"BITCHCOCKER"!

by syrupwaslike February 10, 2009