birds nest

A sexual act or favor when one shaves off his/her or their partner's pubic hair, stuffs the pubes into the mouth of their partner and then proceeds to defecate on top of the pubes...thus simulating a bird or if you will, a "turds" nest.

So my boyfriend Miles loves it when I will up his mouth by performing a birds nest with him and his mother DeeDee.

by Dirty Dodson March 2, 2008

Birds Nest

The act of one plucking pubes from his/her pubic region and placing them neatly around the toilet seat creating what appears to be a "Birds Nest". Urine is often used to fuse the pubic hairs to the seat.

I left a Birds Nest for the next guy in line at yankee Stadium.

by Dienasty May 4, 2009

Birds Nest

a sexual act when the male takes his balls and wraps them around the female partners hair; as to look like a birds nest with two little eggs, tweet tweet!!!!!

early in the morning my girl awoke to find my balls nestled softly in a nest of hair....her hair...I gave her a Birds Nest.......TWEET TWEET!!!!!

by Mr. Trout 2 June 20, 2006

birdnesting

When a papershredder is clogged with crinkled, semi-shredded documents due to lack of shredder oil.

Confused Office People: "Why is the shredder f-in jammed?!?! None of the paper will go through at all!"

Shredder Service Guy: "Oh, it's birdnesting!"

by 20C October 13, 2006

birdchest

a chest that is indented. this is caused by many forms of hepatitis.

How can that birdchest breathe?

by mike godard March 15, 2003

birdsnesting

to put your ballsack or testies in a womens hairy vagina and have you penis or slong sitting overtop on their belly and then just sit wierdly and wait to se what happens

i was birdsnesting my mother last night and my dad walked in with my sister while they were birdsnesting upside down. ( isnt an example but its still pretty funny)

by adin butler and justin uglem December 3, 2011

birdchest

Birdchest, a. (n.)
1. An uncontrollable, outward force that begins within the thoracic region of the body and transcends the individual herself.
2. A momentary shalom with all things.
3. A feeling: beautifully chaotic, supernaturally-inspired, the response to the goodness of God, the summation of all the wonder and awe that He is worthy of.
4. The natural response to the perfect collison of all lives, events, circumstances, etc. according to her best andbecause of His perfect orchestration of all things; because of the greatness, goodness, and faithfulness of God.
5. The posture of people when the most high God responds to their cries and takes their hearts into the unique visions toward which they have edged. The state to which people are rendered when much visible and hidden preparation has been revealed in this clear, epiphanic moment.
6. A violent—but beautiful—explosion of the chest. A bursting.
6.a. Clarification: Though it is not violent in a negative or hurtful sense, it is certainly not safe. Indeed, the state is unsafe and risky—and full of glory.

artist's representation of birdchest:
www.flickr.com/photos/33495860@N02/3326635775/in/set-72157614702418545/

by jansk August 27, 2009