Birdboxed

When a casual decision ends in disaster

We decided to watch a movie, but it turned out to be a rehash of "The Happening." We got birdboxed so hard.

We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...

We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....

by notinventedhere January 4, 2019

John mayonnaise birdboy

A goofy 3 foot 1 non gade drinker

Where’s his gade oh that’s a John mayonnaise birdboy

by Ladolado August 31, 2022

Birdbath

A birdbath is a sexual act where someone kneels on the ground with their head tilted back and their mouth wide open. They then act a a recepticle for urine or other liquids.

My new girlfriend is inexperienced, I had to teach her to do a decent birdbath.

by Stevie Smalls November 23, 2011

Birdboxed

When you walk into something because you couldn't see it. Example - Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night, or being blindly hit with something.

I have a black eye from being birdboxed by the softball.

I bed post birdboxed me last night and broke my toe.

by Phomey January 4, 2019

Birdbox Challenge

A challenge created where a person has to do everyday things with a blindfold on, similar to the movie “Birdbox”, where A woman survives an apocalypse.

Dave: Where’s James?
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.

by 69 Is A Number February 5, 2019

Birdbath

This is where you stretch out the excess skin of your balls to form a cup. You then proceed to fill it with your ladies favorite beverage, and give her a straw to suck it out with.

I stretched out my balls and gave my gilfriend a birdbath today.

by chefboyartee January 9, 2010

Birdbox

When you give her so much dick her eyes roll in the back of her head and she cant roll them back the bird box

I gave her a birdbox last night and she couldn't walk to the bathroom because she couldn't see from it

by TRDD22 March 29, 2020