bink

a fugly shaft. someone or something that is unwanted and not needed.

"wow that girl is such a bink."
"that shirt is binked"
"what a binky kid"
"that's binkin"

"that's pretty bink man."

by BLURJEWFLAT December 03, 2009

binked

Washington State Jailhouse slang for getting hit in the head hard.

"That fool got caught cheatin so he just got binked"
"That fuckin chymo is gonna get binked"
"That dipshit Zebra-hopper slipped on some shit and binked his head on the table"

by Sam September 05, 2003

binks

noun verb: (to be) Devoid of luck, clumsy, clown-like. Often accompanied with metaphorical horse-mouth. Almost perfect antonym to geeb.

he binksed it up. cheers binks (derogatory)

by josef November 17, 2003

bink

To hit someone in a jokingly way

“Imma bink you”

“BINK BINK!!”

by owlgirl November 26, 2018

Bink

Action
An action and A form of expression when friends clink upside down cupped hands against eachothers hands in celebration, secrecy, or at any time really and state the word BINK! This is lcomparable to clinking champagne glasses.

Performing the "bink" action provides the friends the ability to speak no words yet the unspoken word or thoughts are completely mentally understood!

Saying nothing, Kathy, Karen, Allison and Sue Said "BINK". (As they clinked their upside down hands together). Everyone knew they were on the same page.

by Xxljdcxx March 15, 2017

binks

When someone just holds their alcohol or weed and instead of drinking or smoking it they start to talk. You probably don't want to share a bowl with someone who binks.

"Hey Will, stop binksing it and finish your drink"

by toolegit2quit November 26, 2009

bink-binks

The small dark curly pubic hairs you find in a hotel room when you turn down your clean bed.

Everytime I turn down my bed at a hotel, I find bink-binks on the sheets.

by Joe Homebrew July 07, 2006