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bistroteque

A trendy restaurant where decor and social scene take precedence to quality of food and service. Bistroteques are easily identified by music, lighting, and furnishings designed to distract diners from sub-par cuisine. Bistroteque menus often feature a range of fusion and "classic yet ironic" items such as meatloaf, and mac and cheese.
Elmo, on Seventh Avenue in Manhattan, is the epitome of a bistroteque.
by Donnell, Brad February 19, 2008
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Bistirna

Bistirna defines amazing human being.
She sometimes can be a little bitchy.
But she is great at heart.
She doesn't often do well in studies.
But it is determined that in her future geography awaits.
Girl:OMG did you see that new pretty girl? She's a bit blonde though.

Girl2: yea! She's such a Bistirna
by CoconutOil July 27, 2014
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Bistah

When your best friend is more like a sister. She's your Bistah.

The origin of this word comes from a conversation my best friend and I had with a really nice guy in a movie theater. It was 1986, (we had already known each other for 7 years, at this point, so we called each other sisters). We were laughing, being loud and obnoxious (as usual) and he started asking us questions. It sounded like he was from the South because he used 'uh' and 'ah' a lot. He was very sweet and we enjoyed talking to him before the movie started.

**This is not meant to be disrespectful in any way**

Him: "Yuh two be friends?"

Her: "No, we're sisters."
Him: "Yuh be bistahs?"
Me: "Yes, we're sisters."

It was such a fun night; between the movie and making a new friend. We started calling each other Bistah because we liked the way he said it, we've been using it ever since.
Hey my Bistah, How's your day going?
by MamaBomb September 24, 2014
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Steamin' Birster

a molten hot shit typically resulting from an entire day of intense wing eating and beer drinking.
He had to go make a Steamin' Birster after lunch on Monday.
by buckeye33 May 4, 2009
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Bamster

Barack Hussein Obama II; the 44th president of the United States and recent community organizer by way of Chicago. Had spent a few years nominally as the junior senator of Illinois, but his time in Congress was mostly used as a means to develop street cred in order to be a plausible candidate for President. While the candidacy was certainly a success, the achievement of credibility remains dubious.
"The Bamster is meeting with Putin to give Vladimir another apology
by SCE2AUX July 9, 2009
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bisto fart

An extremely unpleasant fart that "browns", "seasons" and " thickens" all in one.
A bisto fart is a fart that stains ones underwear like gravy granules, gets stronger in smell and thickens the air as it matures to full strength. A bisto kid is one who enjoys the smell of a bisto fart
by rob Hogarth December 9, 2007
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biostitute

A biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.
"She kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biostitute for Gallo, who sponsored her research".

"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."
by CynicalGeek May 25, 2006
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