A million billion

The biggest number ever. Not even infinity plus one reaches its magnitude.

Dustin: I drank so much beer last night, I think I set a new world record.
David: How much did you have?
Dustin: A million billion.
Andrew: You had five you dumb shit.

by Paul da Wall November 26, 2007

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

by Fearman September 26, 2007

to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

son (crying, with a piece of ungraded homework in his hands) Dad, why the hell is this composition of mine on The Great War not even graded? And why did the teacher just shove it back in my face with out even bothering to look at it.

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma October 26, 2012

uku billion

lots and lots and lots

whoa, there's uku billion people at this concert!

by Maui New Yorker April 9, 2008

one in a Billion

A person or thing that is very unusual, special, or admired by someone who is ethereal and rare, but most importantly gifted in more ways than one can imagine

One in a billion refers to someone who is in this world but not of it, he or she is set apart and consecrated, they are blessed by yahuah.

by Spokentruth November 8, 2019

Ballsonya

Commonly mistaken for an italian dish, in actuallity it is the act of puting your balls on someones chin (or other body part.)

Would you like some Ballsonya?!

by Jamie Nelson January 16, 2004

drunk billionaire

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

by not a db March 17, 2010