Baffing Spoon

1. Golf Nomenclature for the highest loftet wood the Baffing Spoon is excellent for getting out of tight, difficult situations

While playing a round with a friend I could see the hole but had a difficult line up with my ball in the base of a bush. So I whipped out my Baffing Spoon and belted right up the middle where it landed on the plush mound behind the hole.

by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 27, 2010

Asian Buffing

The act of wildly tangenting during a conversation. The very phrase 'Asian Buffing' is born of Asian Buffing.

'I have no idea how we arrived on this topic, Martha!'
'Wow James, that was some next level Asian Buffing'

by marthathegrey May 17, 2014

Buffington

An adjective which describes an attractive woman. (British Slang)

Jack: "So I hear you're getting a foreign exchange student."
Ryan: "What of it?"
Jack: "I hope she's buffington."
Ryan: "Me too."
Jack: "Dibs."

by KyleIsCrazy March 30, 2009

Buffing

When men/women who are firefighters, EMS, or police officers yell GO FUCKING GET EM BROTHERS as loud and crazy as they can when an fire truck, ambulance or police car with lights and sirens on drives by the

Buffing is went about as follows, for example :

oh my god, truck 21 GO FUCKING GET EM BROTHERS, FUCK YEAH!!

“Oh my god it’s RESCUE 63 the heavy duty ego company GO FUCKING GET EM BROTHERS FUCK YEAH!!! EXTRICATE THAT EGO!!!”

“Also knows for saying drop your socks and grab your cocks, GO FUCKING GET EM BROTHERS”

by Firefighter110 October 30, 2019

Junk Buffing

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

by Dazeses July 17, 2009

Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010

bread boffing

When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.

Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."

by Julien Holden July 19, 2006