bertrand

a word used to describe a perfect man that you absolutley want to marry.

wow.I met this guy last night and he seems like such a bertrand.

by donna1824 December 29, 2007

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY

A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man

Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!

by DailyBertram October 24, 2020

Friendship betrayal

When you're friends with someone and you do something including, but not limited to: giving someone the silent treatment, spray-painting their car, not calling/texting you for an extended period, giving away secrets, burning a holiday dish and hiding it in your attic, deleting the contents of your DVR, and/or deleting you on a social network.

-"Thanks for ignoring me at work after we talked for seven hours last night, friendship betrayer."
-"Well you had a party and didn't invite me, so actually, you are the one committing frienship betrayal."

by Lizwarrior139 December 24, 2010

betrayal five

The act of pretending to "set up" for a high five, only to scream "Betrayal Five" and then to slap the chest area of a friend. This is normally done to throw the friend off-balance or to steal something that they have. This term was coined by Todd in the TV show Scrubs.

Steve: Dude, I just found a $20 bill laying on the ground!
John: Sweet! ...Betrayal five!

*John slaps Steve, Steve drops the $20 bill, John picks it up and walks away.*

Steve: Damn.

by Bryceter August 22, 2007

jacob bertrand

A Hugle who is a Priest and Has a Pointy mohawk. He is Not nihilistic and He is Bagle. Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but ppl Call his Jacob Bertrand for short. He’s Hawk in Cobra kai and He is kirby Buckets from kirby Buckets and Chip from icarly and Chip seg Tina.

Jacob Bertrand has a Big Nihilism.

by Hugle ism January 21, 2021

Bertram Effect

The effect in which something good will never happen to you but will happen to another person.

Bertram From the Disney Show “Jessie” never has good things happening to him but only to other people.

“Bro I can’t land this shot, but this guy can land it to me perfectly!”
“Ah yeah man, the Bertram effect”

by FlyingPengz June 13, 2020

betrayal-five

It starts out like a high five, you raise your hand and when the other person raises their hand, start to do a normal high five but right before your hands touch, bring down your hand, rotate your hand 90° to the right and tilt it forward so it should just be your hand is horizontal with the palm facing down, dodge their high five, and karate chop them in either the chest or stomach. For added effect, say "High Five!" before and then say "Betrayal Five!" after you hit them.

Shawn: High-five, dude!
Albert: Yeah!
^Instead of a high five, Shawn slaps Albert in the chest area^
Shawn: Betrayal-five!

by Psyber Kayos January 14, 2008