Pole-Bearer

The person on a stag do that has to wank off the groom when required!

Wayne: You coming Rob's the stag do Dave?
Dave: Yeah I got invited last minute, i'm the pole-bearer!
Wayne: That's fucked

by Johnthebaptist69 June 1, 2018

bearer of bad news

I hate to break it to you, but if you don't know what this term means, you are a dumbass.

I am now a bearer of bad news.

by A Bearer of Bad News October 18, 2015

Bearerine

An out-of-touch rich girl from the suburbs, who has zero skills in gaming and an absolutely abysmal fanbase.

When players call her out on Twitch, bans and screenshots their statement and surrounds herself with confirmation bias.

Bearerine has the personality of a host on The View. All appearance and no substance underneath. Despite having absolutely no skills in gaming, she broadcasts on Twitch to a playerbase that has no respect for themselves or others.

Bearerine is an example of how easy it is for some girls on Twitch to have a large audience, despite having no skills in gaming and a negative, toxic attitude.

by TheresAHotlineForYouToCall March 4, 2022

dingle berry bearer

a person who never cleans their ass fully and has crusty shit still on his asshole after taking a dump. as a result this person smells like a hairy ass grundel and stinks up the room. also he may leave shit stains on the toilet as well as in his pants. quite the atrocity.

Ughh!!! Did Tim just take another shit because i smell a dingle berry bearer and i think i am going to throw up. he even smells like he took a dump and then pissed on his t-shirt. oh and there is shit stains on the toilet, he is definitely a dingle berry bearer.

by Harry richard the third May 6, 2008

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC

At sea a problem can accelerate into a crisis at a rate proportional to the conditions

An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.

You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.

And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

by Angus Beare December 15, 2008

Beare

Another way of saying "cool" or "awesome." A word used to describe an object, event, person, or circumstance as crazy, insane, or badass.

1.

Hey, check out that tiger shark!

Dude, that thing is so beare!

2.
I just upgraded my car stereo, how beare is that?!

by urbandict1onary August 18, 2013

Huckle Bearer

"Huckle Bearer" is a nonsense phrase invented by nincompoops on the internet who didn't understand what Doc Holiday was saying in "Tombstone" when he said "I'm your huckleberry". It comes with a made-up "explanation" that in the mythic Old South, handles on coffins were called "huckles" (they were not), qnd this pall bearers weere called "huckle bearers" (they were not). The idea is as stupid as it is false, and it is entirely false. The term "huckle bearer" was created ex nihilo shortly after the release of "Tombstone" in 1993, and has no history prior to that at all.

"Only a card-carrying nitwit believest that Doc Holiday said "I'm your huckle bearer."

by MillwallForever April 6, 2022