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cock blocking chakra

A song performed by the band Classy Smut about a tube sock wearing lesbian who is still in the closet.
by jakethesnake63 November 24, 2011
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Karma Blocking

The act of not upvoting for an arbitrary reason and declaring it to the world. Typically results in no praise and the karma blocker looking like an asshole.
Jack: "I would upvote, but the counter is already at 69, hahaha"
Bob: "Hey man, stop Karma Blocking and just give them their upvote"
by natelikesfun January 29, 2020
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Twat-blocking

It is pretty much the same thing as cock-blocking, just on the opposite side of the spectrum. It's for the ladies!
I'm getting some sexually tonight. Last night Jamie was twat-blocking all night!
by Steven Capone January 17, 2008
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Brocking

The act of beating the person you are having sexual intercourse with to death with a boulder and yelling "electric types don't work against my rock hard dong"
Yo dude we were Brocking at the weekend please don't tell the police
by Brock's Rock Hard Cock February 27, 2020
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Geo Blocking

The complete antithesis of the internet. Geo blocking is the blocking of websites, video, etc. based on your location in the world. Thus this defeats the entire global village scenario, where we were all supposed to be able to view and/or share all content in the internet with anyone, anywhere in the world.

Proxy browsing can sometimes remedy this situation, but it doesn't always work properly.
I just clicked on a Digg link to Comedy Central only to find that since I live outside of the U.S. I can't view it, whoopity do!

Geo Blocking is just another lame ass corporate attempt to constrict and control the internet.
by spektralx June 9, 2009
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Facebook cock blocking

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...
-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
by Sweatshop February 16, 2010
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slot blocking

A term used when someone tries to prevent their female friend from having intercourse.
1) Josh and Steve attempted slot blocking their friends at the Blarney Stone last night.
by TracynSteph August 17, 2011
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