by godlygrasseater January 20, 2022
Get the big bess chessmug. A certain kind of money shot in which the person giving oral sex is first shot in the eye and then mouth, while simultaniously being double fish hooked. This provides the one eyed pirate patch look and the aaarrrrggghhh! sound.
" I totally gave that chick a Red Bonnie Bess last night, I made the corners of her mouth touch her ears, and I thinks she's blind in one eye now!"
by CPT of HMS Pinne4Matt Heilman June 20, 2008
Get the Red Bonnie Bessmug. by Idgaf about Caleb Ashton Bess May 14, 2015
Get the CALEB ASHTON BESSmug. 
by UmaDahn November 16, 2022
Get the Flickin Bessmug. Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
by CIAButNot May 14, 2023
Get the italian brown bessmug. she is the most pure-hearted, caring, loving person you will ever meet. she has the most amazing personality, and she is a true friend. She puts herself down and puts everyone else on a pedestal, even though she is worth so much. she will go out of her way to make your day the slightest bit better. When she cares about you, she would give the world just to see you happy for a second, but she gets attached quickly and sometimes cares too much. When she puts her mind to something, she is amazing at it. She is also very insecure about her appearance, even though she is very beautiful. People treat her badly because they are jealous of her and don't value her worth.
by Besslove12 June 13, 2022
Get the Bessmug.