Beesed

The result of using Burt’s Bees chapstick and applying it under and over your eyelids. This causes a tingling and chilling sensation around your eyes and face.

Mom: Did you smoke today?
Chauncelor: No, I’m just hella beesed.

Oh my fucking god I’m beesed out of my mind!

by Thechauncelor December 21, 2018

bedsender

A strong beer usually over 7% ABV, which may take moderate drinkers by surprise, and send them to bed.

'What's the beer like?'
'It's strong, she's a bit of a bedsender like'

by piespints April 5, 2021

Joshua Bassett

Very hot ass man who deserves more and he dgaf about what others think of him.

I want to become Joshua Bassett

by I'm right and you know it September 29, 2021

Berserker

Although similar groups have been found around the world, berserker generally refers to the small class of Nordic peoples who could be found preforming inhuman feats on the battlefield. When in combat a berserker would fight nude and/or completely unarmored, sometimes taking the skins of bears, wolves or other beasts to heighten his appearance. Uncontrollable rage is the signature of the berserker. To enter this rage many would have pre-battle ceremonies in which they would consume alcohol, and work themselves up into a violent, bloodlusting mood through dance and similar actions, and then often take psychoactive drugs to make them, in combination with the mighty rage, immune to pain and personal hurt. As a result, these fierce warriors would not back down when injured or against overwhelming odds, and be completely numb to pain and the killing that they were doing. This is a lethal combination, and makes the berserker a plausible candidate for creating the werewolf myth, let alone a terrifying addition to the ancient battlefields of Europe and Scandinavia.

It is known that these specific warriors known as berserkers were often intense followers of the god Odin and other members of the Aesir, and would engage in religious ceremonies invoking these forces to imbue them into an insane, unmatched frenzy before battle.

With a mighty swing of his rough axe, the blood-covered skyclad Berserker pounded through the lines and formations of living flesh and blood, screaming as a dozen men fell to his blade, unwavering in his savage assault when blades and arrows pierced his own skin.

by H.F.Raven March 10, 2007

Basselly

When there's no separation between your back, ass and belly and it all looks morphed together.

1. She has a Basselly
2. Wow Zahra's Baselly is jarring today

by Clitarsaurossexthesmallarmdino November 27, 2017

Platinum Bassett

A Fred Bassett cartoon which is in fact so hilarious, that it is awarded the highest honor. Usually a three panel comic.

"Fred, that is hilarious! P-P-Platinum Bassett!"

by Kayne M. Dewhurst September 1, 2007

Bessette

BAMF; bad ass mother fucker

She's a Bessette, you know she's a BAMF.

by Billy Pumpkin Eater August 18, 2008