bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.

I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!

by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007

Bottled ship

To be in a situation that is contained within yourself, but can’t reach the wave to float outward to relequish grief and conqueror your destiny.

My entire existence is limited to stipulations of bottled ship . I can’t ever act on my true feelings because of barrierors in my reality itself.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Bewittled

to be surprised or shook

i got accepted into yale omg i’m bewittled.

by f u karen November 12, 2019

bottledog

Someone who collects bottles to redeem the deposit.

Get out of my recycling bin you useless bottledog... get your own bottles!

by DeShaunius July 29, 2020

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

Bottled Gravy

Cum kept on Tap - your man-gravy, bottled in your love-nuts.

ooohhhh..that Jimmy Smits wanted a fresh drop of my Bottled Gravy - mmmm, NYPD Blew!!!!

by Robert J. Melrose May 21, 2003

bottled and capped

When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)

I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.

by Jose, James,David June 8, 2007