cell phone behavior

Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.

Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

Basharted

When you both barf and shart at the same time.

David was feeling a little sick and basharted.

by David986259 December 29, 2008

Beehatch

Unlike a "Bee hatch" (a hatch in a beehive), Beehatch is a nicer way to say the word BITCH, which could either be a female dog, or a whore/cunt of a woman (=bad female).

It's also a way to get your point across past the censors on chats, and forums.

She's a B*** man!
Hey! What the F***! I did not say any M***F***ing ***!
What the F*** are all these stars for?

Hey, calm down dude! It's just the site's censoring!

Ah, ok, so I was saying, she's a Beehatch!

Ok, I get your point now!

by Fukaface! April 28, 2011

Bashar

He's a kind wonderful person who will always make you laugh, he's dumb in the cutest way ever and will make you feel better just by his presence.

I love you Bashar

by ShawtyyA January 7, 2021

Bummy Behavior

The behavior of someone that expresses the actions of being bummy (acting foolish; being obtuse).

"You're going to try to scam the machine out of 3 dollars? That's bummy behavior!"

by TeironTV March 24, 2019

bitch like behavior

acting like a bitch, in other words exhibiting or displaying mean behavior

which explains the term bitch-like-behavior

she told me to throw myself of the bridge, wow she really does exhibit bitch like behavior

by the Urbandictionary expert January 2, 2016

Validation Seeking Behavior

Describes an action that is seeking external approval from others; typically to solve some deep-rooted childhood trauma.

That girl is exhibiting validation seeking behavior by posting half-naked selfies on Instagram all day.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020