Bennett

A middle class Yorkshire term for a Vampire.

That Dracula is a right Bennett aint he.

by Robert Cranwell May 11, 2006

Bennett

Bennett can be a very annoying person or a very nice person at points he can be untrustworthy because he tells everyone your secrets but he also can stand up for you in a tough situation, he also helps you with love even if he has a crush on you or had one, he can help you with school or work because he is very intelligent and he can be very helpful if you are struggling with asking people about things but at points he tells perverted jokes but he is funny, helpful, annoying, fun, and weird

Bennett is annoying, he told everyone my deepest secret

by Djsjfbekf April 9, 2019

The Bennetts

The greatest ever collection of players the world has seen a team of sublime characters and exquisit gaelic football players also known for their sexual prowess....

Go on the Moll Bennetts... its a cool sort of thing

by Jaspero'toole January 12, 2004

will bennett

he is normally very single, gets his heart broken. one day he'll find someone with the same value as him. soccer legend

will bennett, kinda sexy

by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 19, 2019

Bennett

A unit of measure for temperature that is dependent upon geographical location. Southern California is the base for a Bennett. It is similar to Celsius or Fahrenheit, but takes location into consideration.

“Hey, what’s the freezing temperature in New York?”
“It’s 1.07 Bennett. Still better than 0.8 Bennett down in Panama City!”

by Iben Wakenoff October 24, 2022

Bennett

A human who has fused with the Primordial Shell and has ascended to the Apex of human life. A true God amongst men, the sole proprietor of the Truth and Sex and is secretly a fuckdemon in disguise hahahahhaha!!!!1!!!!

Guess what??
Chicken Butt
Ah you got me, classic bennett

by Shmellon November 22, 2021

Bennett

1. A gentleman who is so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents. He is typically very sloppy when sober, and the sloppiest douche on the planet when intoxicated. Loyal, clumsy and quite a goon. He's the friend you talk about when he's not there, and talk about more when he is. Skillful in the art of picking up dudes and water-beast like women. He is also avid in the consumption of performance enhancing drugs. He checks you out when you work out with him.

2. Something that is generally complete faggotry

Synonyms: Rob, Rab

1. Man, that dude is so damned Bennett

2. That little faggot just knifed me, that's Bennett

by 23424534567 February 4, 2010