Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

by Mark2791 December 16, 2008

Belinda

Belinda is a person who makes you fall in love with her at first glance. No butterflies, no crush, you just go straight to the madly in love stage of life. She has a mellow vibe which goes hand in hand with her gracefulness and sometimes you can’t do anything but keep your eyes on her. She’s not hard to find in a crowd, though maybe her height will be an obstacle. But her characteristic makes up for it all. Belinda is extremely smart and good at anything she sets her mind on. She wins both awards and hearts everywhere she goes. She might distance herself from people but that doesn’t mean she hates you. I hope she never finds this :)

Belinda is really hot

by Rollingggg October 17, 2021

Ass Betting

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.

Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!

by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006

Liberty-Belling

A man who's balls are hanging very low and banging into the sides of his thighs due to a combination of hot weather and roomy pants / boxers / shorts, making it difficult to move quickly and causing the balls to feel sore.

I need to get a jock strap if I want to shoot some hoops because right now I'm LIBERTY-BELLING and my junk is crazy sore.

by Mr. 900 April 12, 2013

beating the bishop

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003

beating the record

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009