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Belgian Blowfish

The act of diarrheating excessively into a magnum-sized condom, tying the condom, and popping it over your mate's face.
Guy: Hey, babe, I'm going to give you the sloppiest Belgian Blowfish you've ever hard.
by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009
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Belgian Piñata

Busting a fat load on a woman's face and then throwing confetti on the area with the bit on it.
"Diiiiick guess what I did to that slut after I took her to you bedroom?"
"What?"
"I gave her a Belgian Piñata!"
"Niiiiiiice!"
by Bobby pyn 79 July 16, 2009
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Belgian Roulette

When you pick a chocolate at random from the box and eat it without consulting the little guide thing to see what it's filled with.
"Ugh. I think I got the one filled with Tapioca."
"That's why I never play Belgian Roulette."
by Deerobouros April 25, 2013
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beliano

"beliano" an italian name that represents a beautiful soul, also meaning handsome. The kind of guy that is a blessing, is not afraid to simp for a girl which makes him so special, will forever be by your side no matter what. Sweetest guy that will walk into your life and once they are with you, you would not want them to ever leave. Will go great lengths to make his loved ones happy! definitely husband material!
his name is beliano he must be an angel!
beliano is so so sweet
by Stayhappy July 7, 2020
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Beltane

Beltane or Bealtaine, meaning 'bright fire', is an ancient Gaelic outdoor sex party, held on May 1st or May Day to celebrate the beginning of summer and the end of winter.

The party would normally last for 24 hours, with food, non-alcoholic and alcoholic beverages available for people to consume, with most people remaining in a state of undress, taking part in sexual activities, such as threesomes, gangbangs, or orgies.

It would normally take place within a forest, wood, or grass area, sometimes near a lake or a body of water, with enough clearing for small open bonfires in fire baskets, or on the floor surrounded by large stones to stop spreading.
Are you doing Beltane this year?
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 20, 2023
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Belgian Double Dipper

The act of two males performing anal sex on a female, and then proceeding to place the tips of each of their fecal covered penises in a nostril. The males ejaculate blowing semen and feces up into her nose. The female then hocks a lugee of cum and poop, spitting it gently into an used chocolate rapper. This action is known as the belgian double dipper because the resulting viscous liquid looks like a white belgian, chocolate which was then dipped in dark chocolate.
"Did you get any valentines day candy from Bobby?"

"Yeah he and Rondel wipped me up a Belgian double dipper."

"I didn't know Bobby and Randel went to Belgium."

"They didn't they just busted up in my nose after they hammered my poop shoot."
by Slampig89 April 8, 2009
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Belgian Floater

A condom, used for anal sex, left floating in the toilet. (Belgian, as in waffles (textured/ribbed condoms), or chocolate).
I went to use the bathroom, and found this Belgian Floater in the toilet! Gross!!
by tcdacsap June 29, 2010
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