The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

“behaved rat” is a fun nickname to call your friends! If you can’t think of a nickname for your friend use behaved rat!
by loser lex April 6, 2021

Hym "People at work like to bitch about me not following certain rules and how I behave, right? I mean... You know who I AM, right? Do you really think that YOU are the guy/girl? I know what the rule is. I know what you said. I know the work isn't done. I'm going to break it again tonight, the sound of you repeating yourself is music to my ears, and I slowed down throughout the night to make sure you would have to do it for me. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:
1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.
2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.
1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.
2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.
Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?
—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!
——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”
One hour later…
Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀
deleted: removed
—deleted: removed
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—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!
——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”
One hour later…
Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀
deleted: removed
—deleted: removed
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by bruhthisismyhandle August 13, 2022

Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave! "
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave! "
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
Austin: "Oh, behave!"
by anonymous June 30, 2024

by Mr H Jones February 4, 2022
