bottleneckin'

To rampantly fuck anything or anyone up in caucous, yet cool (rockstar-like) manner.

To destroy your set/stage/instruments after an amazing show/concert would be bottleneckin' it.

by DesperadoXD July 6, 2005

bottlenecking

Using a bottle, preferably a glass one, to aide sexual stimulation.

"The young doctoral intern was astounded to find the farmer's penis lodged inside of the coke bottle while bottlenecking."

by b-run July 31, 2007

BottleNeck

When your personal trainer is around and you have to fart but you hold it in because he takes it way more seriously than you.

I can't believe this bottleneck man, my trainer loves thinking I'm signing up the next olympic bobsled team so i'll hold it in a little bit longer so he thinks his life has a purpose.

by realityHornet April 18, 2018

Bottlenecker

Is the derogatory name for people who fail to evolve to their respective society in a functioning way. The word was coined from an observation of sociopolitical evolution (or the lack thereof) pertaining to psychographic groups in America most likely to be arrested or suffer from perceived systemic oppression. The term "bottlenecker" can apply to anyone; though, it's most commonly associated with black people who are trapped in an evolutionarily psychological prison who use "systemic oppression" as an excuse for their cultural failures. Instead, there is the viewpoint of a socially evolutionary "bottleneck" pertaining to blacks who can't make it on their own in western civilization, in contrast with those who can.

Also known more pejoratively as "bottlenigger" when speaking specifically about blacks.

If you're black, pro-black, and a supporter of Black Lives Matter, you are nothing more than a bottlenecker to me.

by VannokenSven May 31, 2020

bottlenecky

When you've tried to work out the major bottlenecks in your operation, and you have some success, but new, smaller bottlenecks show up that you still have to work to iron out.

"Ok so even though we moved Jim out of being the main bottleneck in Operations, and replaced him with multiple teams and team leads, we've noticed things starting to get a bit bottlenecky again, because the team leads have themselves become bottlenecks on some of the more complex operations."

by Sir Wordly, Gov. of Verbosity March 19, 2022

battleneck

Noun
1. A person or process clogging a flow of work who/which refuses to change, therefore becoming a bottleneck which one needs to battle through to achieve a desired outcome.

The employee who processes my requests for access to this area is a battleneck in my ability to provide service for my customers.

by whybenormal October 24, 2023

beetlefucker

why the fuck did you look this up?

Person A: Hey, are you a beetlefucker?
Person B: How the fuck did you get in my house

by SuperSigma69 May 4, 2024