Beerithmatic

The science of calculating precisely the amount of drinks one has consumed in a night.

Many formulas also describe how vomit trajectiles become more horizontal and streamlined in ratio to how far away the nearest human, expensive carpeting or uniformed officer are (these are often simply referred to as "targets") or the astronomical numbers that can only be found in bar tabs.

Also, according to the laws of ThirstyDynamics, how many drinks one has already consumed or the mere presence of certain variables (such as "hot chicks") can often cause the amount of drinks consumed to increase up to 10-fold.

"Man, i can't even remember how much we drank last night.."
"well, it was three 30's between 6 people.. that's 15 beers per head! plus the vodka.."
"whoa.."
"Yea, I'm a bit asian when it comes to my beerithmatic"

by GrabReef January 31, 2010

Beeriod

beeriod (n). Weekly malady suffered by
men after a night on the pop.
Symptons include headache, moodyness and a
bloated stomach.

"Leave me alone,
woman, my beeriod started this morning."

by C February 24, 2004

beerilogical clock

The internal indicator that it's time for a drink at the end of a long day.

Dude, is it five o'clock yet? My beerilogical clock is ticking.

by hipphopapotamus November 3, 2009

beeriod

the laying down of the big crap after a night of drinking.

guy wakes up in the morning after a night out.

then says, "dude, im just gunna for my beeriod"

by mcflange April 17, 2009

Beeritition

A competition among friends to see who can get a beer the fastest at a frat party.

Chris won the first Beeritition in history last night by getting his beer from a Brother before Allyson and Lauren even touched a cup.

by Chris Sabbatini October 4, 2003

Beeritition

The competition between friends at a frat party to see who can get the first beer of the nite.

Chris won the beeritition at AEPi

by Lauren and Allyson October 8, 2003

Beeriod

Noun. After a drinking session, one may expect the ramifications occuring the morning after, where you flush out the previous night's alcohol through your poo. These Beeriods are often sloppy, and smell terrible.

Joe: Dude, I am so wasted right now, I am not looking forward to getting my Beeriod tomorrow!

by Buffturtles November 27, 2009