beernertia

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.

her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.

by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009

Beernes

In spanish, word that refeers to viernes (beernes) the best day of all the week!! shots shots shots!!

Nos vemos el beernes...
vamos a chupar beernes no??

by 0s0 June 5, 2011

Beerexting

Text conversations related to where the party is gonna be, who's gonna be there, who's gonna get trashed, who's gonna get laid, who's gonna get it...get it...get it on!!

Typical "Beerexting" comment sent to drinking friends consist of the following:

"wassup homie...ru down for the concert tonight or the UFC fight or ru gonna be in that gang bang you told me about...or is it gonna be all of the above?!?!? get back to me let me knowassup 4da party night2night!! Peace!"

by Ohsider October 14, 2011

beercules

A super hero that any man become if he consumes enough beer.

Dude did you see what kenny did... ya bro he forgot that the basement door opened inward and he kicked that fucker down on his way to get his pot, man he totally turned into beercules.

by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012

Russian Beerlette

A drinking game where a round of canned beer is served, but one can has been shooken up. The loser opens his/her beer and is sprayed in the face.

"Let's make all the hoes play russian beerlette, but shake up all the beers!"

by thegreg92 October 3, 2008

Beerse

the coolest place on earth !

dude i love beerse

Where are you going to?
To Beerse.
Man! That's like so awsome!

by Stephanius February 3, 2009

Beereniority

Purchaser of said alcohol has seniority of the last beer remaining.

Fool I Bought All This Beer And I Gots Beereniority Over You Last Beers For Me Not For You.

by DaveNavy September 27, 2009