beenis

1. Like a penis, only hollow, made out of paper and full of angry bees, wasps or hornets, and not naturally attached to a human body.

2. A regular penis ravaged by bees.

"So Mary went to the bathroom with the guy, only to run out screaming moments later. Turns out he had a beenis!"

by Raem September 28, 2006

the beetis

diabetes as spoken by Wilford Brimley, that fat guy with the walrus mustache from the liberty medical commercials.

Some guy: Holy shit! when i eat candy i have strokes and shit myself before falling into a coma. What do you think is wrong with me?

His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.

by Wilford Brimly August 25, 2008

b_beemi

Roblox guy who is user “b_beemi” loves carry people

B_Beemi is so cool

by beemi March 25, 2021

Beenis

The tender area between the balls and the penis.

Man 1: "Hey man, what did that guy steal?"
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."

by Stevie Boo Boo April 8, 2019

The Beamish Special

When one is to take advantage of a slightly challenged person. Then to take "advantage" of that individual.Weird faces are then made.

Hey what did you do last night with that yound lady
" i ran the Beamish special on her".

by Doctor Phil Mybumm March 15, 2009

Beenis

The scientific term for a bee's penis.

"I've seen many a penis, but never a beenis."

by BeenisLover April 19, 2018

beevis

To freak out, spasm, shake a little, experience paranoia, often as the result of drugs.

He quit smoking weed because he used to always beevis in his chair after a bong rip.

by ? February 4, 2005