beefsnakstik

Someone who continually brags about him- or herself.

“Who cares?” said BeefSnakStik. “I also have smoke flavoring, sodium erythorbate, and sodium nitrite.”
--taken from Jon Scieszka's story "Duckbilled Platypus vs. BeefSnakStik"

I met this total beefsnakstik the other night who couldn't shut up about how he's practically a Nobel Prize winner, he's so great.

Brandi and I have never gotten along, because she's such a braggy beefsnakstik.

by horrid person May 2, 2009

beafsteak

(n.) a type of fart whose name is derived from its olfactory resemblance to thousand-year-old meat

Carmichael: Jesus. What happened in here??
Verabund: You know. Milner laid another one of his beafsteaks. They'll be fumigating this barn till next Easter, at best.

by James Hoffa Lincoln June 2, 2015

beefstickin'

The female version of cupcakin'

Slighly different then men, most women are more understanding of their girlfriends hanging out with a significant other.

Created mostly as a protest to all the guys so worried about cupcakin' that they ignore their girlfriends because they are too insecure to stand up to their guys.

When a friend forgets the girl code "chicks before dicks".

For Example: Molly has plans to go out with the girls, but talks to Jeremy, her BF, right before going and decides to ditch the girls for him.

Molly's friends would say that she is totally beefstickin' and will probably hassle her about it later.

by Aubrey Tanner January 3, 2009

beefstrokeinoff

To masterbate low key

I have to go home early Drewbee, beefstrokeinoff Is for dinner .

by D-Blizzy April 24, 2016

beefsteward

an individual with an insane beef stew addiction

Tony: I can go for some beef stew right now
Stefanie: That's literally your 7th bowl of beef stew, you're such a beefsteward.

by AMTbear January 24, 2021

beefster

a person who likes to start beef a lot and cause drama.

“stop pulling my hair you’re beings such a beefster today”

by beefsterqueen22 September 12, 2023