Doc Blocked

to have your team's offense completely and utterly paralyzed by Phillies pitching-phenom Harry Leroy "Doc" Halladay III. To strike out against Roy Halladay.

Fan 1: "Did you see Roy Halladay pitch his perfect game against the Marlins in May?"
Fan 2: "Hell yes! The Fish got doc blocked!"

or

Fan 1: "Holy fucking shit, Roy Halladay pitched a no hitter against the Cincinnati Reds in his first post-season appearance!"
Fan 2: "DOC BLOCKED!"

by abelard87 October 10, 2010

cock blocked

1) The prevention of a potential hook-up. Either done by a jealous friend/douschebag, or by an overprotective friend (Mother Hen) of the girl involved in potential hook up. (see game killer.

2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.

1) Guy 1: I'd really like to see you again.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...

2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.

by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2006

Blocked Rangers

A bulgarian facebook community of 'blocked rangers' that share common blocked topics and information(pictures,videos,quotations etc..) among the community itself. The blocked information can be funny,not funny,useful,unuseful or simply be blocked information.

-Ima li blokirali reinjuri? (-Are there any blocked rangers around?)
-Minimum! (-Minimum!)

by a blocked ranger October 21, 2011

bedrocked

One who smoked so much weed that he can't get any more stoned is known as being bedrocked.

bob, i told you if you smoked that entire joint you would get bedrocked. look at you now.

by Hueydude February 28, 2015

blocked and reported

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.

by Zappinzahra October 6, 2017

sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

by MylesMad May 8, 2015

ciroc blocked

The act of rejecting an ambitious attempt at stealing one's alcohol at a club booth venue.

Homie: "Ayo that bitch tried sippin' on our shit, so I slapped the drink out her hand"

Friend: "Damn boy, you straight up ciroc blocked that hoe.."

by deezermandems December 25, 2018