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faux beau

A pretend boyfriend invented for the purpose of deterring undesirable romantic attention.
Sally got annoyed that, even though she continually turned him down, Brian would not take the hint and stop asking her out. So she made up a "faux beau" in the hopes that Brian would finally leave her alone.
by tarzana December 16, 2008
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faux beau

A close gay friend of a straight female. He can never be her "boyfriend" but he can be her "fake" boyfriend, aka, her faux beau
Straight girl: "You're my faux beau" "I miss my faux beau"
by polyglot85 October 14, 2009
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Beau

Someone who doesn't just think they are better than everyone else....they just are.  Sweet, funny, charismatic, witty. Blessed with boysish good looks and a charming personality.  Beau is "it", and everyone wants to be him!
Women love Beau, and men want to be Beau!
by Leocanis February 5, 2010
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Beau

The most amazing person you will ever meet and the sweetest guy you will ever know. A person you'll want to spend the rest of your life with and is more than likely the greatest thing that has ever happened to you.
Why can't I have a guy like that... why can't I have a Beau?
by asdkf;aldkf March 6, 2011
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beau-ho

I didn't believe that he was really a beau-ho until I found the used condom and cum-soaked 20s rolled in his back pocket.


Beau-ho rhymes, so it's fun to say and makes male prostitution seem like a game!
by drace2 January 27, 2009
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Beau-Aids

A tragic and terrible version of the AIDS virus. It causes you to turn into "Beau", a young man from southern California.

Symptoms include: Making poor decisions (mostly purchasing decisions, though it extends to other areas, such as moral and logic), an unhealthy attraction to black men, a strange urge to purchase a motorcycle, going home earlier than everyone else when you are hanging out with friends, eating two slices of pizza at once; done by putting one on top of the other in a rather gross manner, eating quickly in order to 'save time' despite the fact that you have nothing else to do that day, shrinking penis, and finally the growth of a vagina. Also often includes death, but this is usually self-inflicted; Beau-Aids is not fatal in-and-of itself, but the prospect of turning into Beau is often met with such disgust and fear that the victim takes their own life.

Sadly, there is no cure for Beau-Aids. Scientists and doctors work around the clock to find one, but must be careful as they themselves are afraid of catching the horrific disease.

Unlike traditional aids, Beau-Aids is airborne and is contracted by being within 100 feet of a carrier. The most frightening aspect of the disease is that at first glance a carrier can't be identified. Only after being around a carrier for long periods of time can they be identified, more by their seemingly voluntary habits; by this time, it is too late.

The Surgeon General has recently called Beau-Aids "the single most dangerous medical condition of the modern age".
"Well, I'm taking off."

"What? It's only 8:30."

"Gotta get up early tomorrow and go buy sheets with Jaye."

"Shit man, I think you have Beau-Aids."

*gunshot*
by BackFire349 February 12, 2008
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beau

a really hot guy that nearly all the girls would love to fuck and he has a massive dick and amazzzing eyes
rhianna- whos that guys hes hot as hell (:
hayley- that beau
by lulul23434 December 26, 2011
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