Sally got annoyed that, even though she continually turned him down, Brian would not take the hint and stop asking her out. So she made up a "faux beau" in the hopes that Brian would finally leave her alone.
by tarzana December 16, 2008
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Someone who doesn't just think they are better than everyone else....they just are. Sweet, funny, charismatic, witty. Blessed with boysish good looks and a charming personality. Beau is "it", and everyone wants to be him!
by Leocanis February 5, 2010
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Beau-ho rhymes, so it's fun to say and makes male prostitution seem like a game!
Beau-ho rhymes, so it's fun to say and makes male prostitution seem like a game!
by drace2 January 27, 2009
Get the beau-ho mug.A tragic and terrible version of the AIDS virus. It causes you to turn into "Beau", a young man from southern California.
Symptoms include: Making poor decisions (mostly purchasing decisions, though it extends to other areas, such as moral and logic), an unhealthy attraction to black men, a strange urge to purchase a motorcycle, going home earlier than everyone else when you are hanging out with friends, eating two slices of pizza at once; done by putting one on top of the other in a rather gross manner, eating quickly in order to 'save time' despite the fact that you have nothing else to do that day, shrinking penis, and finally the growth of a vagina. Also often includes death, but this is usually self-inflicted; Beau-Aids is not fatal in-and-of itself, but the prospect of turning into Beau is often met with such disgust and fear that the victim takes their own life.
Sadly, there is no cure for Beau-Aids. Scientists and doctors work around the clock to find one, but must be careful as they themselves are afraid of catching the horrific disease.
Unlike traditional aids, Beau-Aids is airborne and is contracted by being within 100 feet of a carrier. The most frightening aspect of the disease is that at first glance a carrier can't be identified. Only after being around a carrier for long periods of time can they be identified, more by their seemingly voluntary habits; by this time, it is too late.
The Surgeon General has recently called Beau-Aids "the single most dangerous medical condition of the modern age".
Symptoms include: Making poor decisions (mostly purchasing decisions, though it extends to other areas, such as moral and logic), an unhealthy attraction to black men, a strange urge to purchase a motorcycle, going home earlier than everyone else when you are hanging out with friends, eating two slices of pizza at once; done by putting one on top of the other in a rather gross manner, eating quickly in order to 'save time' despite the fact that you have nothing else to do that day, shrinking penis, and finally the growth of a vagina. Also often includes death, but this is usually self-inflicted; Beau-Aids is not fatal in-and-of itself, but the prospect of turning into Beau is often met with such disgust and fear that the victim takes their own life.
Sadly, there is no cure for Beau-Aids. Scientists and doctors work around the clock to find one, but must be careful as they themselves are afraid of catching the horrific disease.
Unlike traditional aids, Beau-Aids is airborne and is contracted by being within 100 feet of a carrier. The most frightening aspect of the disease is that at first glance a carrier can't be identified. Only after being around a carrier for long periods of time can they be identified, more by their seemingly voluntary habits; by this time, it is too late.
The Surgeon General has recently called Beau-Aids "the single most dangerous medical condition of the modern age".
"Well, I'm taking off."
"What? It's only 8:30."
"Gotta get up early tomorrow and go buy sheets with Jaye."
"Shit man, I think you have Beau-Aids."
*gunshot*
"What? It's only 8:30."
"Gotta get up early tomorrow and go buy sheets with Jaye."
"Shit man, I think you have Beau-Aids."
*gunshot*
by BackFire349 February 12, 2008
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