beastlord

Overwhelmingly intense or savage to the highest degree.
To have great magnitude in every aspect.

Oh my god this is such a beastlord of a project!!!1

by Jesse & Erik July 30, 2003

Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.

I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.

by D Roos June 1, 2011

Beastle

Someone who does beastiality is a beastle.

Look at that beastle having sex with his dog.

by Stopandread September 24, 2017

beaster

An individual whose placid exterior hides a savage beast within. Such individuals tend to work in staid corporate atmospheres and terrorize fools with a mastery of white collar arcana. Approach beaster at your own peril.

Person 1: Dude just laid the smack down with that pretrial motion.
Person 2: Yeah. Beaster.

by Walter S. March 4, 2008

Beasters

Canibus Sativa Indica buds sold in the continental United States on a wholesale scale by Triads gangs operating between Vancouver, Seattle, and San Fransisco, for recreational use, because it is almost useless as medical marijuana. Beasters originates as very well grown BC Bud, from British Columbia, in southwest Canada, an area that has developed in the last half-century to produce copious amounts of quickly grown dense and dank indica nugget for Canada and America's West Coast. This dank indica is shaken over screens to remove its kief in order to make hash. The Triads sell the hash for top dollar, and then treat the garbage bud to fool the buyer, and toss it over the border fence into northern washington state. The triads drive up from Frisco and pick it up in the woods, selling it as medical bud to unsuspecting teenagers all over the country. Dont try and find it, they'll shoot you...

DONT BUY BEASTERS. You are supporting gang activity, and the desecration of a totally useful medicine. Its not as bad as mersh schwag, which is grow by mexican slaves under cartel control, but its worse quality, which much degradation, and hardly any THC, or anything, but grass, left.

Like Beasters!

by Jah Rastafari420 March 16, 2011

Beaster

A party held on the Saturday before Easter. Usually involves drinking Beast (Milwaukee's Best) and a Beaster Egg hunt:

Hidden cans of beer that you must finish before moving on to the next, or bottles filled with mystery beers and shots that are numbered, so at the end you can find out what you drank.

This tradition originated in Berks County, Pa in 2003.

Happy Beaster" or "Did you hear she got knocked up at Beaster last month?

by The Originator of Beaster May 10, 2011

Beaster

An annual party the first saturday after Easter, paint "Beaster kegs" and "Beaster cans"

Hey, I can't wait until Beaster it's like me birthday, Christmas, Easter, and Thanksgiving all in one!!

by beasterbunny February 11, 2010